day one »
also i have a new phone number. get it from me.
Jared: http://www.answers.com/panties&r=67
Jared: i didn't know children wear panties
Jared: interesting
balthazar: hahahahah
Jared: wait
Jared: does that mean
Jared: you only wear one panty at a time?
e l i z a: i really do feel like sushi though
balthazar: i have a nice ass
e l i z a: that was the most random shit ever
balthazar: hahahahahahaha
e l i z a: seirously, what the hell?
balthazar: im exagging about the ugliness
balthazar: but the fact that her profile pic is what it is makes me not feel bad about it
hmeister: not really though
hmeister: exactly
balthazar: like if she were pathetic ugly id never post that
hmeister: yes, but she tHINKS she's hot
hmeister: so that's just wrong
balthazar: but shes so fakey "im going to pretend i have a french accent even though im clearly a fob and you can tell by looking at me or listening to me or even oh Lord smelling me and im so french and cosmopolitan and sophisticated that i love me and im so hot and wow boys want to touch my coochie coochie and isn't that what they call it in france" that it makes me sick
legs: OH LORD
legs: hahaha
legs: you can almost make out her butt
legs: THATS SOOOOOOOOOoo scandalous
legs: who knew from [the candid] she is such a tramp
balthazar: hahahahahaha
legs: seriously i can almost make out her vagina
balthazar: HAHAHAHAHA
legs: the power of makeup?
legs: like wtf..how is that the same person
e l i z a: you know
e l i z a: ppl are always like omg mulan dressed like a man to go to war
e l i z a: if mulan looked like this she'd have no problem
e l i z a: dude she looks like my guy cousin
Many times I've tried to tell you
Many times I've cried alone
Always I'm surprised how well you
Cut my feelings to the bone
Don't wanna leave you really
I've invested too much time
To give you up that easy
To the doubts that complicate your mind
We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words
We've both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace
For worse or for better
We belong, we belong
We belong together
balthazar: when i saw where he was from i was like I KNEW IT I MOTHERFUCKING KNEW IT[buries head in shame]
Pi347: haha
Pi347: what were you like again?
balthazar: haha
balthazar: shut up
I just picture this cute little Mexican woman working saying, 'Excuse me Miss Campbell can I possibly get you...' and Naomi going, 'Get away from me, bam bam bam!' To make matters worse she had that jewel-encrusted cell phone. That's got to score with the diamonds. She looks like you could snap her in two but she's a tough-ass, kick-ass woman. I would actually like to fight her. I think for all the people that she's beaten up, I think she needs a big 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass.