day one »

and so it begins.



also i have a new phone number. get it from me.

heeh »

Jared: http://www.answers.com/panties&r=67
Jared: i didn't know children wear panties
Jared: interesting
balthazar: hahahahah
Jared: wait
Jared: does that mean
Jared: you only wear one panty at a time?

e l i z a: i really do feel like sushi though
balthazar: i have a nice ass
e l i z a: that was the most random shit ever
balthazar: hahahahahahaha
e l i z a: seirously, what the hell?

blugh »

Tonight I got in a fight with a friend and afterwards I was so mad that I whaled on my phone. Thankfully it's a little brick of a Nokia; if I had a different brand I might have tiny pieces of cell phone buried in my fist.

While the phone looks ok, I think I may have beat the reception straight out of it. I've never had a problem getting bars in my apartment; now I can barely get signal at all.

Monkeyballs.