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Today I was sitting at work and I was like, wow, it really smells like cigarette smoke. I was the only one there and I kept sniffing around to see if it was coming in through the window or something like that.

When my boss got there, I was like, do you smell cigarette smoke?

He looked at me like I was crazy and was like, uhn, no.

But I KNEW I was smelling it.

Then it struck me.



My pants.

MY DAMN PANTS SMELLED LIKE CIGARETTE SMOKE.

I put it to the test; when my boss left the office, I bent down and sniffed my leg. For sure, it was all stale cigs.

WTF?

I'd gone to the bar last night, but we only stayed for a very short while. 2 drinks, to be sure (Sign #492 You Are A Lush: You measure time in drinks). Probably no more than 20 minutes, and then 10 hours later, my pants still reeked of cigs?

I TOLD you that Gap pants were amazing.

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