who keeps track of that? »

I'm working the night shift at the hotel, which I haven't done for like, 2 months. Naturally, I've forgotten how to do the one most important thing about the night shift: the night audit. So I was combing the office for the sheet that leads you step by step through it, and in one of the filing cabinets, I came across a file folder labeled "SHRINKAGE LOG."

Oh dear. Dear me. My goodness.

I didn't expect any self respecting man would keep records of ... shrinkage.

*snicker*

And FTR, there are absolutely none of them little guide thingies in this office. BALLS UP, BABY!

EDIT //

(This is completely unrelated but I don't like making two posts in one day. Cos I'm a loser.)

Predictive text on cell phones is the funniest shit ever.

david: The coffee shop has great ratio furniture

david: I use bank me america

david: I think it is the most rajawing thing i have ever done

Good ratio furniture is so rajawing!

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