customer service rage: dirty headed freaks »

There's this one lady here who, since we don't have daily housekeeping, brings down her sheets every day for a fresh set.

First of all, who changes their sheets every freakin day?? My (wonderfully comfortable) jersey sheets are lucky if their asses get washed every other week.

Second of all, once when I was dumping her old sheets into the bin, I caught a glimpse of her pillowcase.

Oh.

My.

Lord.

It was the fucking dirtiest pillowcase I've ever seen, and that was after one night. Hotels really need to move away from white sheets, because it's really disgusting to see the filth that lands in the dirty bin. It seriously looked like she'd rubbed mud in her hair right before she went to sleep.

I'm still queasy thinking about it.

Lessons:
1) My children will not be allowed to wear dreds.

2) Wear gloves when touching the laundry.

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