why I love Monday night karaoke »

You get to hear tidbits like this:

I used to be a drag queen! I was a headliner! You think I'm afraid of this?

He then proceeded to get up and sing "Cabaret" by Liza Minelli.

Also, I get home and write my roommate messages like this on our whiteboard:


click to zoom (although there's not much of a point, cos you won't be able to read it either way)

Excellent. I love me.

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